LONG LIVE GRAFFITI CITY
Graffiti City: Cummageddon
Issue 1
STARFISH: A LICENSE TO JIZZ
Suzy Suxxx takes both of her jobs very seriously. As one of the hottest porn stars in Graffiti City, she keeps the adult citizens happy with her gravity-defying moves on the set. As a secret Sexual Liberation Underground Taskforce (S.L.U.T.) agent, codenamed Starfish, she keeps innocents safe.
The supervillain business has been booming lately. With a recent spike in activity from the evil Legion of Absolute Domination (L.O.A.D.), Suzy is up to her eyeballs in boy-joy juice to keep her unique superpower flowing. Quite frankly, it’s exhausting.
After being on call 24/7 for weeks, all she wants is a damn night off.
But things are looking up when a religious hunk of a villain appears at the scene of a crime she’s investigating. Not only does Celibator’s puritanical innocence threaten to bring Suzy to her knees, but he could also help her hook the biggest bottom-dweller in the L.O.A.D. pond: the Jacker. Rumor has it, the Jacker has his sights on purloining Abraham’s Testicles.
As in, THE Abraham. From the Bible.
If L.O.A.D. gets their greasy hands on this powerful magical artifact, it could mark the beginning of an unholy war against humanity, fought with sexual weapons of mass destruction.
A superhero’s work is never done, and there are no nights off.
Griffin City is screwed, motherfuckers. Long live Graffiti City.
Graffiti City: Cummageddon
Issue 2
GYNO-MAN & DILDO DAN: THE SPY WHO JIZZED ME
Millionaire playboy gynecologist Dr. Harry Clam knows vaginas inside and out. Every woman in Graffiti City—from moneyed cock-milking socialites to cooch-parched little old ladies in need of moisture replenishing cream—demands his services.
But at the end of the day, when he snaps off his rubber gloves, Harry transforms into a different kind of hero: Gyno-Man, member of the Sexual Liberation Underground Taskforce (S.L.U.T.) and defender of Graffiti City from the evils of the Legion of Absolute Domination (L.O.A.D.).
When the goddess Ashtarte requests the pleasure of Harry’s speculum on behalf of her molls at the Balloon Knot Gentlemen’s Club, the good doctor jumps at the opportunity to service them. After all, Ashtarte is in bed with L.O.A.D., the supervillains who’ve been grifting ancient artifacts for an unknown, nefarious purpose.
Armed with his gizmo-wizard sidekick Dildo Dan’s handy sex toys, Gyno-Man must recover the stolen Wang of Gilgamesh before L.O.A.D. adds it to their arsenal. But when he comes face-to-face with Ashtarte’s relentless, insatiable Tartlets, there aren’t enough antibiotics in the health clinic to clear up the mess.
Griffin City is diseased, motherfuckers. Long live Graffiti City.
Graffiti City: Cummageddon
Issue 3
LARK LAMBSKIN: THUNDERJIZZ
Lounge singer, voluptuous Siren, and newbie superhero with the Sexual Liberation Underground Taskforce (S.L.U.T.), Lark Lambskin misses the Scottish clan she left behind in Eulalee Bayou. Though, more than anything, she yearns to reunite with her true love, Smoke.
Theirs was a forbidden romance, him being a weremuskrat and all, but a little interspecies romance never bothered a busty belle like Lark. Until her mama caught wind of their unsavory relationship, broke them up with a secret exposed, and sent Smoke packin’.
Now Smoke has weaseled back into Lark’s life and committed another unspeakable crime: purloinin’ the sacred MacCloud Cock Ring her family has protected for generations.
Lark sets out to take back her property and prove to her new boss and teammates at S.L.U.T. that she can handle every bit of filth Graffiti City slings her way. But she never expected the Testicle Twins, a pair of German heavies from the Legion of Absolute Domination (L.O.A.D.), showin’ up at her door, demandin’ the family jewel she no longer has, and not takin’ nein for an answer.
Lark won’t be able to sing her way out of this ménage à villains.
It’s gonna be a very long, very hard night.
Griffin City is tea-bagged, motherfuckers. Long live Graffiti City.